Huh?

If you ended up here through a direct link, you might not be ready for the rest of the store. You’ll be okay, just put that bad boy in your cart, check out, and go along your merry way. But if you came here on purpose, this category of shit might confuse you. Well, it’s my fucking site and I can design whatever I want. I’m not gonna make a whole new store for shit that DOESN’T say fuck.